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Seeing how much I loved last year’s Social Network, I decided to visit one of David Fincher’s earlier movies, the much acclaimed Se7en. Going in, I had no idea what to expect from the movie, except that it was kind of a really dark cop drama. But after watching it, I can safely say this about Se7en: it’s an amazing film, and I kind of hate it.

One of the things that drew me to the film was the cast: Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt in the main roles, both of whom put up amazing performances as per usual. The plot itself started off really well. The premise of the film is this series of seven murders, each symbolising one of the seven deadly sins, while Freeman and Pitt race against the clock to apprehend the serial killer. Neat stuff. Though it’s evident from the get-go that this movie was going to have really dark themes to it. It’s sort of a “horror” film according to Wikipedia, but everything’s more tense rather than horrifying. No doubt, some scenes are pretty gross, though they’re all artfully shot such that they accentuate rather than take away from the story.

Not to mention there’s this foot chase in the middle of the film, which might be one of the greatest foot chases of all time. Amazingly tense. Largely due to the fact that you have a cop chasing down a criminal that has outsmarted everyone at every turn, you have no idea what the smart alec was going to do.

At the end of the day though, this movie is just too damn depressing for me. Great premise, great plot, great twists in the story, really nicely shot. But ultimately not a very pleasant movie to watch. The way the plot unravels, and especially the ending, is just so bleak. Nothing good ever happens to the good guys throughout the movie. It doesn’t help that none of the characters (even the good guys) appeal to me. The extent to which the characters are fleshed out reach the bare minimum for them to have any character to begin with, and with any lesser actors everything would have completely fallen apart.

The random conversations between characters that are inserted between plot scenes are sort of “philosophical” in nature, and you can kind of feel the writers trying to shoehorn themes into random conversations that have almost nothing to do with the main plot. Of course these kinds of “irrelevant” conversations are kind of a staple of movies from the ’90s.

Anyway, I’ll say it again. This is a really great movie, well-deserving of its critical acclaim. And I hate it.

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Their latest series of “If you don’t have an iPhone” ads are seriously insanely good. Apple just released the latest entry into this series of ads, and in my opinion is the weakest of the lot because the entire ad revolves around JUST the iPhone 4′s retina display. Yet, somehow, they manage to make the retina display seem like an absolute must-have. It’s amazing what this ad company can do, creating an whole 30 second ad about the display on a mobile phone.

“Yep… if you don’t have an iPhone, well… you don’t have an iPhone”.

Amazing marketing.

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I’ve always hated RPGs. I mean HATED them. I love Pokemon, but I can’t stand playing the games on the Gameboy/DS. Theyyyyyy areeeeeee justtttttt sooooooooo slowwwwwwwwwww. Walk here walk there fight battles walk back PokeCenter walk out again walk some more walk walk back PokeMart walk out again walk walk walk. You get my point. Which is why I refuse to play Pokemon on anything but an emulator on the PC, where I can speed up the stupid animations by like ten times.

I’m just not an RPG person. I’ve read and re-read the entire Final Fantasy 8 guidebook a ton of times, because the guide itself is just so darn interesting. I’ve *started* the game itself about 5 times now, and I have never completed it. Simply cannot bring myself to complete an RPG. I feel invested in the story and all the characters and whatnot, but I just can’t stand the game long enough to finish it.

Then now there’s Dragon Age 2.

When the first DA game out, I never bothered with it, thinking it was just another RPG that most people would love and I would hate. But when the sequel came out, I just decided to dive into the game to check it out.

Now I’m hooked.

It’s 10.30pm now. I’ve been playin the game non-stop since 8. I’ve never found an RPG that could hold my attention this long. The last game that glued me to my screen for hours at a time was probably Civilisation V. But that game was designed to be a time-suck in the first place so it doesn’t really count I guess. Anyway, I’m 12 hours into Dragon Age 2 and I think I’ve barely scratched the surface. I just keep running all over the place doing all the little side-quests even though they don’t advance the story at all because they’re just jolly fun. Every quest is a mini-adventure of its own. You’re given a very specific goal to fulfill and a location to go to, but other than that you have absolutely no idea what lies between you and your goal. The constant tension and excitement ensure that I enjoy myself every step of the way.

Oh and of course it helps that I don’t have to spend 90% of my time in-game walking around from place to place thanks to the way the locations are designed.

I don’t know why DA2 just works for me. I’ve tried another one of Bioware’s creations, Mass Effect, and as per most RPGs I couldn’t bring myself to finish it. Of course, the gameplay mechanics in that game were much more clunky and less satisfying than the combat in DA2, but Mass Effect is a wondefully well written sci-fi story. I’d take a sci-fi novel over a fantasy one any day of the week, which would mean I should enjoy Mass Effect way more than the fantastical DA2, but it just ain’t so for some reason or another.

When I first started ME, I thought it was going to be one of my favourite games of all time. The world was so well thought out, so beautifully crafted and, as it should be in a sci-fi universe, just so cool. Gadgets and gizmos intricately modeled, multiple alien races populating the cities, putting a spaceship under the command of the player. Everything felt so exciting. But then everything went downhill for me when they decided that the best story they could tell with this wonderful setting was to just muddle everything in politics. Our world’s political situation was just extrapolated so that countries became planets and galaxies, while our different races became… well… alien races and the various religions became… alien religions. Why in the world would you create such a wonderful and exciting world, only to tell such a thoroughly uninteresting story?!

Anyway, long story short, I love Dragon Age 2. Hope this becomes the first RPG I ever complete. I forsee spending about 50-70 hours on this game.

And wow this post sure has been long and rambling and probably completely nonsensical to people who don’t play games.

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It’s really weird. The iPad has been out in the market for almost a year already, and up till now not a single other manufacturer can even come close to achieving similar success with tablets. A couple of these tablets are kind of “almost but not quite”, while most of them are simply downright dreadful. I mean to begin with Apple didn’t innovate all THAT much when they created the first iPad. They just took an iPod touch and enlarged it, fiddled around with the software to make it fit a bigger screen, and put it out. For something that isn’t that groundbreaking in terms of tech, the iPad is amazingly successful.

So much so that now with the iPad 2, all Apple had to did was make it thinner and faster, add 2 (shitty) cameras, and… that’s it. I mean even on Apple’s own website, the tagline for the iPad 2 is simply “Thinner. Lighter. Faster. Smart Covers. 10-hour battery life”. I mean sure, the battery life is great and all but if that’s part of the main tagline of the product, you know there ain’t much new.

Despite this, critics all over the web are treating the iPad 2 as if it’s something completely new and astounding, as if the improvement over the original iPad rivals the bump from the iPhone 3GS to the iPhone 4. But the iPad 2 isn’t that. It’s just thinner and faster, like every single Apple product. Yet reviews of the new iPad range from “awesome” to “THE BEST THING EVA” or something along those lines. Apart from how shitty the cameras are, few seem to be disappointed by how small the improvements over the original are.

How in the world does Apple do this. It can put out a slightly improved version of a product and yet people get the impression that it’s a game changer.

Oh and while I’m here, I just want to talk about the whole “retina display on iPad” thing. The iPad’s current resolution is already 1024 by 768. Now if Apple really did put in a sharper display like everyone wants, the thing would have a resolution of something like 2048 by 1536. That’s even higher than 1080p HD. Which is just completely bonkers for current tech. Apps would have to be completely rewritten, games especially would have a hard time keeping up with 2000 pixels. Oh and the battery life would take a really severe dip no doubt. Cost would shoot up. etc. It’s just not feasible.

Yet as with most new Apple products, I want an iPad 2 now. But it’d be completely pointless for a guy in NS to get one anyway. I’d spend so little time with it that it’d be kind of wasted…

But I still want one now.

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